The Best 'Bad Santa' Quotes, Ranked By Fans
David Wilson
Updated on March 25, 2026
Kid: What are their names?
Willie: Who?
Kid: The Elves.
Willie: Sh*t, I can't remember, I think one of them is Sneezy and there's a Dopey...
Kid: That's the seven dwarfs!
Willie: You're sh*ttin' me? I thought... I was thinking there was a... I don't know! F*ck, kid; I just call them you know Bub, I call them... I say hey Bub or Chief or whatever the f*ck, I tell them to make the godd*mmed toys.
