The Best Jim Lahey Quotes, Ranked By Fans

Randy: Listen Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.

Mr. Lahey: Wouldn't that be nice?

Randy: Yea, but we can't be involved with murder.

Mr. Lahey: Exactly Randy.

Randy: Mr. Lahey is this you talking or the liquor?

Mr. Lahey: Randy, I am the liquor.